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You’ll never believe it, but Blake Griffin had a big dunk

Los Angeles Clippers v Golden State Warriors

OAKLAND, CA - JANUARY 14: Blake Griffin #32 of the Los Angeles Clippers dunks the ball against Monta Ellis #8 of the Golden State Warriors on January 14, 2011 at Oracle Arena in Oakland, California. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and/or using this Photograph, user is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. Mandatory Copyright Notice: Copyright 2011 NBAE (Photo by Rocky Widner/NBAE via Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Blake Griffin;Monta Ellis

Rocky Widner

Once upon a time, there was a man. Okay, I don’t think that’s verifiable at this point. All of our evidence seems to suggest he’s somehow more than a man. Some sort of part-man, part-robot, part-beast combination. A man-beast-bot. Anyway, he did something insane that involved jumping again last night. Observe.

That’s a tasty meatball.

Griffin finished with 30-18-8, two assists shy of a triple double. He hit 9-10 from the stripe and even nailed a three. A three. Which is like a T-Rex suddenly understanding deductive logic. In short, we’re doomed, and I recommend we barricade ourselves in the cities before Griffin takes to burninating the countryside.

You know, they say the biggest threat to mankind is our insatiable thirst for war. I disagree. It’s Blake Griffin.