Well, crap.
It appears that someone burglarized former NBA big man Charlie Villanueva’s house in Dallas. And if that wasn’t enough of a bummer, someone appears to have stolen the throne inside Villanueva’s home.
In a manner of speaking.
Taking to Twitter on Tuesday, Villanueva said he came to find his house burglarized and missing his toilet. Villanueva even shared a photo of the missing porcelain with us.
Via Twitter:
Damn my home in Dallas was just burglarized, called the cops and still waiting on @DallasPD to make a report. FYI it’s been 2hrs since I called. #shitiscrazy
— Charlie Villanueva (@CVBelieve) December 20, 2017
They stole my toilet...... I’m not making this shit up. Still waiting @DallasPD pic.twitter.com/Go9BP3itSB
— Charlie Villanueva (@CVBelieve) December 20, 2017
Crime is no laughing matter, and bathroom humor is crass, so I’ll flush the rest of my jokes down the drain.
Hopefully Villanueva’s home insurance comes through and nothing irreplaceable was lost.