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Mid-afternoon distraction: Stuff American soccer fans say


Sometimes we soccer fans get a little chip on our shoulder. Ahem. “Uh, guilty.”

So, you have to have a little sense of humor about this one. It’s all about the silly things American soccer fans say.

Example: “My intramural team in college was runner-up three years in a row, so I think I know what I’m talking about.”

Or this one: “It’s only the most popular game in the world, but I can see where everyone else in the world could be wrong.”

And I think we all know that really long, loud, irritating “Goooooaaaaalll” call is coming, right?

I do believe if you’re being honest about it, you’ll recall a couple of these little ditties tumbling without apology from your own lips … no?

Be honest now!