Chipper Jones scratched, Jason Heyward returns for the Braves
All kinds of eventual things happening with the Braves today. For starters, Chipper Jones has an ingrown toenail on his left foot which is keeping him out of the lineup for today’s game vs. Houston. In other news, Jason Heyward is back in the lineup after missing some time due to shin splints. And he was all Heywardy as soon as he got to the park today, hitting a window on the Astros’ team bus. I think that brings the vehicle casualty count up to three this spring.
Aren’t you glad you have the Internet? Back in the bad old days you never would have known about future hall of famers who trim their toenails improperly and reckless spring training parking habits. Now you can plan your day around it.