Finally, the announcement of the pending announcement of the announcement.
League spokesman Brian McCarthy just tweeted out news that the 2016 NFL schedule has been completed, and that we should stay tuned to find out when it would be announced.
The fact that the placing in order of items we already know are coming has become a news event aside, things are slow now, so the herald of sort-of-news has become news.
The middle of next week seems like a safe bet — I mean, it’s not a PED suspension or something you want to hide on a Friday afternoon. But stay tuned, because soon we’ll all find out when we’ll all find out.