Skip navigation
Favorites
Sign up to follow your favorites on all your devices.
Sign up

Enes Kanter: ‘When I think about playoffs, my nipples get hard’

Dallas Mavericks v New York Knicks

NEW YORK, NY - MARCH 13: Enes Kanter #00 of the New York Knicks reacts in the second quarter against the Dallas Mavericks during their game at Madison Square Garden on March 13, 2018 in New York City. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Abbie Parr/Getty Images)

Getty Images

The Knicks season should be about laying a foundation. They’ll remain patient with their best player, Kristaps Porzingis, returning from injury. They said they won’t trade draft picks.

But they’ve also paid enough lip service to competing this season to, um, excite Enes Kanter.

SNY:

We’ll be sure to check in on the softness of Kanter’s nipples when the Knicks miss the playoffs by dozens of games.