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Enes Kanter: ‘When I think about playoffs, my nipples get hard’

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Dan Feldman,

By
Dan Feldman

Published September 24, 2018 01:45 PM

Dallas Mavericks v New York Knicks — NEW YORK, NY - MARCH 13: Enes Kanter #00 of the New York Knicks reacts in the second quarter against the Dallas Mavericks during their game at Madison Square Garden on March 13, 2018 in New York City. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Abbie Parr/Getty Images)

The Knicks season should be about laying a foundation. They’ll remain patient with their best player, Kristaps Porzingis, returning from injury. They said they won’t trade draft picks.

But they’ve also paid enough lip service to competing this season to, um, excite Enes Kanter.

SNY:

"When I think about the playoffs, my nipples get hard" - @Enes_Kanter pic.twitter.com/v0GPleMwlq
— SNY (@SNYtv) September 24, 2018

We’ll be sure to check in on the softness of Kanter’s nipples when the Knicks miss the playoffs by dozens of games.