“If they want to put an opera of all my charges on there or flops or whatever, go for it.”
—Shane Battier
This is the Internet, you ask for it and you might well get it.
Great work by Trey Kerby of The Basketball Jones in creating this “flopera.”
INDIANAPOLIS, IN - MAY 28: D.J. Augustin #14 of the Indiana Pacers drives for a shot attempt in the first half against Shane Battier #31 of the Miami Heat during Game Four of the Eastern Conference Finals of the 2013 NBA Playoffs at Bankers Life Fieldhouse on May 28, 2013 in Indianapolis, Indiana. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Andy Lyons/Getty Images)
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