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NHL Horoscopes Week 12: Gemini Mars continues to make an impact

Mika Zibanejad officially put his slow start behind him with two six-point performances vs. Philly and 18 points in last nine games, and he'll have to keep the momentum going as New York continues its playoff push.

There’s a lot of chaos between it just being Aries season in general, a Gemini Mars cycle that has knocked around two of the best teams in the league, and a potentially dramatic Pisces Mercury.

It’s another week of the NHL and horoscopes where anything can happen, including Leo teams going on a hot streak out of nowhere.

Stat Leaders

Connor McDavid: 63 points, 42 assists (Capricorn)
Auston Matthews: 31 goals (Virgo)
Brendan Lemiuex: 59 PIM (Pisces)
Andrei Vasilevskiy: .930 Save % (Cancer)


• Boston Bruins: Highest concentration in Taurus

Several Bruins players remain on the Covid protocol list.

Horoscope: They need a cosmic intervention to get some scoring.

Do: Score a five on five goal Don’t: Spread Covid

• Buffalo Sabres: Highest concentration in Sagittarius


Horoscope: I remain speechless.

Do: Win a game maybe Don’t: :/

• Washington Capitals: Highest concentration in Taurus

Virgo Alex Ovechkin is still producing.

Horoscope: We’re a couple of weeks away from a Taurus Venus, but the Caps have had things together for a while anyways.

Do: Best players Don’t: Suspensions

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• New York Rangers: Highest concentration in Aquarius

Aries Mika Zibanejad is on a roll.

Horoscope: The further away we get from Aquarius season, the better the Rangers seem to play?

Do: Get it together David Quinn Don’t: Get away from best players

• New York Islanders: Highest concentration in Aquarius

The Isles might need to add a scorer to keep their roll going.

Horoscope: Suddenly they’ve lost two in a row. Aries season has not been kind to the Islanders scoring.

Do: Offense Don’t: Complacency

• New Jersey Devils: Highest concentration in Scorpio

Sagittarius Mackenzie Blackwood is playing at another level.

Horoscope: This has felt like a big week for Scorpios already so it’s no surprise a Scorpio moon on Tuesday is fueling that.

Do: Mackenzie Blackwood x3 Don’t: Lose to the Bruins, apparently

• Philadelphia Flyers: Highest concentration in Taurus

It’s getting ugly for Gemini goalie Carter Hart.

Horoscope: Something isn’t working, and panicking isn’t the answer but it’s really not going well.

Do: Beat the Sabres at least Don’t: Negative scoring margin

Pittsburgh Penguins: Highest concentration in Leo/Taurus

Taurus goalie Tristan Jarry being out would not be good.

Horoscope: They’re on a hot streak, the stars be damned.

Do: Top offense Don’t: Panic in net

Tampa Bay Lightning v Detroit Red Wings

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• Detroit Red Wings: Highest concentration in Aquarius

Scorpio Filip Hronek has been their best player.

Horoscope: The Blue Jackets wins were nice!

Do: Power play Don’t: Let a defenseman be your best scorer

Tampa Bay Lightning: Highest concentration in Gemini

Is this another Norris run for Scorpio Victor Hedman?

Horoscope: Suddenly they have just a one point lead on the Hurricanes. Gemini Mars can be a fickle time.

Do: Win some key games Don’t: Fall behind out of nowhere

[NHL Power Rankings: Avalanche starting to hit their stride]

Florida Panthers: Highest concentration in Virgo

Aquarius Aaron Ekblad missing the rest of the season is rough luck.

Horoscope: Last week’s Virgo moon kept the Panthers playing the way they have all season.

Do: Selke watch Don’t: Drop off

Carolina Hurricanes: Highest concentration in Cancer

Gemini Dougie Hamilton has points in 14 straight games.

Horoscope: The Libra full moon was supposed to have a big effect on Cancers, and the Hurricanes are playing like one of the best teams in hockey.

Do: Goalies Don’t: Lose focus

Nashville Predators: Highest concentration in Gemini

Suddenly the Predators are in it?

Horoscope: Scorpio Pekka Rinne remembered how to goalie and the Gemini Preds are on a role.

Do: Goalies Don’t: Listen to me apparently.

Dallas Stars: Highest concentration in Gemini and Cancer

They are lucky to have so many games in hand.

Horoscope: The games in hand are going to be huge for this utterly confusing team.

Do: Young players Don’t: Miss this opportunity

Chicago Blackhawks: Heaviest concentration in Aries

They have a favorable schedule during Aries season.

Horoscope: Aries season is not helping the Blackhawks at all it turns out.

Do: Goalies Don’t: Spiral

Columbus Blue Jackets: Heaviest concentration in Cancer

Scorpio David Savard could be the first guy gone at the deadline.

Horoscope: Like any good Cancer, the Blue Jackets are emotional and don’t know what to do.

Do: Trades Don’t: Lose to the Red Wings imo

The Buzzer: Unlikely Derick Brassard hat trick, more from NHL on Saturday

DENVER, COLORADO - MARCH 8: Derick Brassard #16 of the Arizona Coyotes celebrates after scoring a goal against the Colorado Avalanche at Ball Arena on March 8, 2021 in Denver, Colorado. (Photo by Michael Martin/NHLI via Getty Images)

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Minnesota Wild: Highest concentration in Virgo and Cancer

Taurus Kirill Kaprizov is a legitimate star.

Horoscope: The Minnesota Wild vibe train is not stopping any time soon.

Do: Home success Don’t: Falter with late schedule

St. Louis Blues: Highest concentration in Cancer and Aries

Things aren’t going to get easier for the Blues with their schedule.

Horoscope: The Blues have slumped here at the end as they are finally getting a bit healthier. Not very Aries of them.

Do: Health Don’t: Fall out of playoff positioning.

Arizona Coyotes: Highest concentration in Leo

Capricorn Conor Garland would be a great get at the trade deadline.

Horoscope: The Coyotes have won some nice games here, keep creating that momentum.

Do: Goals Don’t: Inconsistency

San Jose Sharks: Highest concentration in Aries

Capricorn Brent Burns is not having a good year.

Horoscope: Not great, Bob!

Do: Next season Don’t: Sharks

Vegas Golden Knights: Highest concentration in Leo

Taurus Mark Stone is not slowing down.

Horoscope: There really isn’t too much to say about a team that’s dominated on the ice despite a really quiet time period for Leos.

Do: Good goalies Don’t: Lose on the road

Anaheim Ducks: Heaviest concentration in Aquarius

They should probably see what they can get for Taurus Rickard Rickell.

Horoscope: They do a lot of weird personnel things but that’s being an Aquarius for you.

Do: Play Danton Heinen Don’t: Be reluctant to make moves

Los Angeles Kings: Highest concentration in Libra

Scorpio Dustin Brown might be on the move if this keeps out.

Horoscope: The Libra full moon didn’t help a Kings team that’s now lost three in a row.

Do: Good trade deadline Don’t: Slump

Colorado Avalanche: Highest concentration in Scorpio

Scorpio Cale Makar, still ridiculous.

Horoscope: No regulation losses in 10 games during a peak time of year for Scorpios.

Do: Keep rolling Don’t: Forget to tell everyone Cale Makar should win the Norris

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EDMONTON, AB - FEBRUARY 15: Edmonton Oilers Left Wing Ryan Nugent-Hopkins (93) scores his second goal of the game on Winnipeg Jets Goalie Connor Hellebuyck (37) in the third period during the Edmonton Oilers game versus the Winnipeg Jets on February 15, 2021 at Rogers Place in Edmonton, AB. (Photo by Curtis Comeau/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images)

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Vancouver Canucks: Heaviest concentration in Cancer and Libra

Doesn’t look great folks.

Horoscope: They’ve actually played well lately but it still feels impossible for them to climb back

Do: Keep fighting for it Don’t: Have a -20 scoring margin

Calgary Flames: Heaviest concentration in Pisces

This season is slipping away real fast.

Horoscope: Pisces Mercury is a lot about the vibe, how you feel mentally about what’s ahead, and the Calgary vibe isn’t great.

Do: Trade deadline? Don’t: Keep falling

Edmonton Oilers: Heaviest concentration in Cancer and Libra

Capricorn Connor McDavid something something.

Horoscope: Pretty good run for the Oilers in the middle of a Libra moon cycle.

Do: Keep rolling Don’t: Rely only on stars

Winnipeg Jets: Heaviest concentration in Aries

Here come the Jets?

Horoscope: Aries season has been real good to the Jets. Have to enjoy what they’ve been doing the second half of the season.

Do: Keep offensive pace Don’t: Drop off

Ottawa Senators: Heaviest concentration in Pisces

Capricorn Tim Stützle continues to have an impressive season.

Horoscope: Pisces Mercury could be nice to the Senators, in the sense they can keep causing trouble.

Do: More than 94 goals Don’t: Awful scoring margin

Montreal Canadiens: Heaviest concentration in Leo and Taurus

Scorpio Eric Staal really adds to a Habs team that succeeds with its fixed signs.

Horoscope: The Habs are making moves and creating their own vibe, Leo style.

Do: Cole Caufield soon Don’t: Drop off

Toronto Maple Leafs: Heaviest concentration in Gemini

Taurus Mitch Marner is on a tear.

Horoscope: A bit of a rough run during a Gemini Mars cycle that’s hit every Gemini pretty hard, but they seem to be a bit back on track.

Do: One game at a time Don’t: Leafs being Leafs


Marisa Ingemi is a writer for Pro Hockey Talk on NBC Sports. Drop her a line at or follow her on Twitter @Marisa_Ingemi.